i like girls who look like they kill people for a living
why are bras called bras
battle ready armour
i cant remeber whats that from
isnt it from kids next door?
Studio Ghibli + Howl’s Moving Castle
Because Robb reassured the Frey girls that it wasn’t their fault he didn’t marry any of them.
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers
I just made the most inhuman noise
WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’oh my god
yo mama jokes don’t work very well here
Ted and Marshall are at McLarens:
"We should write a tv series"
"WE SHOULD TOTALLY WRITE A TV SERIES!!"
"And the characters would be based on us!"
"YES! they could be called Craig and Carter"
Then Tracy walks in “Yes, that would be nice, just dont f**k up the finale and don’t kill anyone”
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YOU. MOTHER. FUCKER.
the entire history of our universe came together in such a way that allowed this pun to happen
Oscar-Winning Disney Songs